Mar
20
She Can’t Be Pregnant!
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To some of you, this may come across like me being selfish. And maybe it is, but I have become accustomed to a certain lifestyle. And that lifestyle is one where I date someone for a year or two, but really never any longer than that. I fall in love just like anyone else, but after a few years the feelings wear off and I am ready to move on.
The one I am dating now and I have been together for about a year now. And I do love her. The subject of children did come up, and she knows that I am in no way interested in having anything to do with that. She seemed not to be interested in that idea either, so we have been as careful as any other couple in this position. She has been taking birth control pills.
But her monthly visitor, Aunt Flo never showed up last month. And then a few weeks later her boobs started getting tender and a little swollen. When she started getting sick for no reason at all I started to panic for a very good reason. These are all signs that somebody is pregnant! So she went down to Walgreens and picked up one of those home pregnancy tests. She went off to the bathroom and performed the test, and the thing that was supposed to either stay white or turn dark blue. But it didn’t stay very white, but it didn’t turn very blue. So tomorrow we go to the clinic.
